Mikey Roys

Performance History

2019 - Didn't compete

2018 - Didn't compete

2017 - Didn't compete

''"Mikey (also known as Doggy Style King) may have the most important reason to win: to finally impress his parents and earn their love. For too long he has been left out in the cold and will be desperate to prove to his family that he deserves to spend Christmas with them this year. Mikey is experienced in drowning his sorrows with alcohol, so will be a strong contender in any drinking game thrown his way. He will also not be distracted by any of the women in the game, although they may be distracted by him, wondering about how great the pleasure would be having intercourse with him in the doggy style position. However he is prone to getting hit by cars, fingering women in automatic transition machines and flaking on the event entirely. Let’s hope that he can overcome these odds and next year we will be talking about the greatest underdog story ever told." - Elmside Reader's Digest 2020''