Caitlin Pearce

Performance History

2019 - Didn't compete

2018 - Didn't compete

2017 - Didn't compete

''"The baddest vanilla bitch of 2019 is here. My advice? Stay out of her way. Seriously. Caitlin was born and bred in Norfolk and is only one of six people from this part of the UK to not have parents who are also siblings. Growing up, she has had to fight tooth and nail against inbred swine with webbed feet and six fingers in order to survive. One bite from one of these zombielike creatures and she would have been infected with a raging hunger to sleep with her siblings whilst watching the latest step brother porn. The fact she survived this shows the bravery, grit and determination she can bring to these games. Mike Tyson is quoted as saying “Yo that Caitlin bitch is one scary mother fucker. I’d rather get bitten by my tiger than even meet her gaze”. Caitlin will be a force to be reckoned with and I only hope that she is partnered up with someone equally as strong, otherwise I fear she will not only destroy her competition, but also her team mate." - Elmside Reader's Digest 2020''