Ben Spill



Performance History

2019 - Didn't compete

2018 - Didn't compete

2017 - Didn't compete

''"Mr Ladies Man has entered the championship. Straight off the back of his latest misogyny scandal in the press, Ben Aiden Spill is desperate to put all of the negativity behind him and concentrate on destroying everyone in his way, especially the women. After getting his flaccid penis sucked in the hosts bed on NYE, some say that he now has a connection to Charlie and can predict every round he has thought up for this year’s event. Unfortunately, he could not predict Lily rejecting his hand holding manoeuvre. Ben is great at working in a team; shown by the impressive 5 threesomes that are currently on his CV. Sex rounds will also favour Ben as he has made notes and drawn diagrams over the years on how to satisfy women sexually. Sadly these notes have not paid off and the closest he has come to making a girl squirt was when one wet herself from laughing so much at his noodle shaped penis. Some say that Ben’s biological dad may even make an appearance at the games this year, but bookies still have that bet at an outside chance of 1,000,000/1. Nevertheless he will be a committed, determined and faithful team mate to a lucky contestant, provided Bron doesn’t show up and he gets distracted by trying to get with her." - Elmside Reader's Digest 2020''